Vicious Placebo

seriouslyoccasional:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

don’t do this

(via boo--bear)

havingajonfire:

reads nc-17 slash fiction as bedtime story

(via blowmeobrien)

tinkerlu:

mond0:

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991 hello yes there is a swaggie in my house

IM GOING TO CRY I SPELLED FUCKING 911 WRONG

STOP RELBGGOING THIS

iM CALLIGN THE COPS

make sure you call the right number this time

(via romancndleheart)

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

(via romancndleheart)